by Roger (the other Nelson) Nelson
Did you know that King County Police, Seattle Police and State Patrol traffic officers actually held a secret "celebration" when Larry Nelson retired? It's certainly not widely known, but a credible source of mine who not only attended the party - but organized it - has confirmed this information. The reason for this rather surprising outpouring was Larry's decades-long habit of delivering seemingly benign punchlines to dozens of the world's dirtiest jokes - DURING DRIVETIME, which by themselves violated no FCC regulation or moral code - but to the thousands of men who had heard these jokes, upon hearing the punchlines prompted many of them to swerve unexpectedly into ditches, parked cars, bushes, etc.
I apologize in advance for any pain my revelations cause, but I can no longer carry these secrets in good conscience.
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